📖 The Three Billy Goats Gruff

There are these three goat brothers, um... they lived on a hill where the grass was ALMOST GONE! Soooo hungry! Then they saw across the river! WHOA! Another hill covered in bright green, super-yummy grass! My mouth was watering just looking at it! But... to get there, they had to cross this bridge, this super old bridge that goes "Creak... creak..." when you walk – totally scary! The littlest goat brother went first. He started walking... Creak... creak...... SUDDENLY! A HUGE! SUPER UGLY! monster (a TROLL!!!) jumped out from under the bridge!!! The troll leaped up and roared, "WHO'S THAT WALKING ON MY BRIDGE?!?!" His voice was like THUNDER! RUMBLE!!! The little goat was shaking! "Don't... don't eat me! Pleeeeease!" The troll grumbled, "Hmph! Why should I listen to YOU?" The little goat thought FAST: "Because... my brother! The next one! He's... he's WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY bigger than me!!!" The troll heard that: "Hmm... FINE! Go ahead!" (Bet he was thinking: The big one will be juicier! Haha!) I really really REALLY SUPER recommend this book! It's SO funny! SO exciting! You HAVE to read it! You'll regret it if you don't! Go find it NOW! I promise you'll laugh till your tummy HURTS!

有三只山羊兄弟,嗯...他们住的山上,草都快没啦!饿死啦!然后呢,他们看到河对岸!哇哦!另一座山上全是绿油油、超级美味的草!光是看着我的口水都要流下来啦! 但是...要想过去,他们得走过一座桥,一座超级古老的桥,走起来会发出"嘎吱...嘎吱..."的声音——吓死人啦!最小的山羊弟弟先过去。他开始走...嘎吱...嘎吱......突然!一个巨大无比!超级丑!的怪物(是山怪!!!)从桥底下跳了出来!!! 那个山怪蹦起来吼道:"谁在那儿踩我的桥?!?!"他的声音像打雷一样!轰隆隆!!! 小山羊吓得浑身发抖!"别...别吃我!求求你啦!" 山怪哼哼唧唧地说:"哼!我凭什么听你的?" 小山羊脑子转得飞快:"因为...因为我哥哥!下一个要过来的那个!他...他比我大得多得多得多得多得多得多得多得多得多得多得多得多得多!!!" 山怪一听:"嗯...好吧!你过去吧!"(我猜他肯定在想:大的那只才够吃嘛!哈哈!) 我真的真的真的超级推荐这本书!它超级搞笑!超级刺激!你一定要读!不读会后悔的!现在就去把它找来看吧!我保证你会笑得肚子都痛!